Only one of them survived

Daughter dating funny jokes

The Perfect Date One day

Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. He went to pick her up and her mom answered the door. She invited him in, and asked him what they planned to do on their date.

You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. This explains the accident. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

All for less than a latte. Now, years later, it is my turn to be the dad. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. Rule Two - You do not touch my daughter in front of me. If you can fake that, you're in.

The Perfect Date One day a perfect man and a perfect woman went out on a date. They wore their perfect clothes and drove a perfect car, and after a while they passed a stranger in distress. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. When my friends asked me what he was like, I said he suffers from premature interjection.

They wore their perfect clothes and

Rule Three - I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. My daughter claims it embarrasses her to come downstairs and find me attempting to get her date to recite these eight simple rules from memory. Places where there is darkness. Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.